Having a successful life is not difficult. All you’ve got to do is be successful.
Treating cab drivers well and giving them a good tip is an important step towards being successful. Here’s how to tip cab drivers properly.
Step One
Throw a party. Remember the first rule of party planning: put all of your focus on getting the women to come. Don’t worry about the dudes. If the women are going, the dudes you want there will be there.
Step Two
Take a cab home from the party.
Step Three
Figure out for yourself if the cab driver is having a lucrative night. How long did it take for you to get a cab? How busy are the streets? Does it look like he’s making a killing or does it look like he’s not getting much business?
Step Four
Tip him big. In fact, forget step three. If he’s not having a good time, he’ll really appreciate it. If he’s having a good night, tip him big and give him an even better night. I like to round it up to the nearest five. $15 on an $11 fare, $20 on $16, and so on.
If the fare is between $13 and $15 dollars, asking for a five back from a twenzie would give him less than $2 tip so I give him $22 and ask for five back, or ask for only $2 back from a twenzie.
In Conclusion
It’s important to not skip Step 3, even though Step 4 says to forget Step 3. If you carefully undertake each step in the correct order, you activate mysterious powers in the universe that set in motion the mechanism that rotates your mind a fraction of a degree. From this angle you can see how the world is made out of this business of generosity and cooperation.
Cab drivers are a good place to practice this skill because of how frequently you interact with them if you’re a mover & shaker in the city, and because of the nature of your relationship.
Have fun with your successful life.
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