By the time you read this, the story will be old news. But I just got the link and it got me fascinated.

Check this out: Bigfoot has been found!!!

If they can find Bigfoot, maybe they can find the truth about other mysteries!!

ALIENS
We all know that some people believe that the U.S. government has been hiding alien bodies for decades. But at the same time, Tom Leykis has a point when he wonders why, if aliens are visiting Earth, they don’t even land at the Super Bowl. Some people believe that we have been doing business with aliens, letting them kidnap and operate on people in exchange for technology (and that that’s where fiber-optics came from). Remember that movie Explorers, when River Phoenix got all romantic with that girl alien? I wonder if people can reproduce with aliens.

THE PYRAMIDS
We learn in school that the pyramids were built about 2500 BCE. But some people say that it’s more like 10,000 – 13,000 BCE. A book called NOTHING IN THIS BOOK IS TRUE (BUT IT’S EXACTLY HOW THINGS ARE) by Bob Frissell asserts that the pyramids are not burial sites, they are ancient radio towers and that the Sphinx contains a ‘hall of records’ in which resides the history of the Earth, going back millions of years before our recorded history. Not only that, but apparently you can only enter the hall of records by shifting your vibration and entering it from another dimension. Now when I forget to take my lock to the gym, I make sure that I put my belongings in the locker one half-dimension away so no one steals my shit.

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