Full disclosure: I cannot grow a mustache.  It’s true!  Neither can my father or my grandfather.  The facial hair grows very slowly, very thin, and very sparse.  The good thing is that I don’t need to shave except for every few days, but once it has been left for a week or week and a half, I just look like I have a really dirty face.

But if I could grow a mustache, I think I would like a big Wyatt Earp lookin’ thing.  What do you think?  This has been a hot topic of discussion on my Facebook page…

Or maybe I should try a few other looks… Let me know what you think….

Maybe I should go for the John Waters look…

What do you think about the 70s stache?

This one is known as The Hitler, although Hitler wore it because of Charlie Chaplin who is my hero all day.

Another suggestion was for me to grow a right proper Hulk Hogan mustache.

So what mustache do you think looks the best?

EDIT: My good friend Chris Stone has also given his suggestion:

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