Friday, May 15th!

The Guitaros are back, and their Midi-chlorian counts are off the fucking chart!

Time to head down to Toshi Station– and while you’re picking up some power converters, don’t forget to grab some silver boots, jetpacks, ray guns and last but certainly not least, some oatmeal-coloured robes.

Drink (until Aunt Beru stops serving at 2), and dance your astromech droid off to the cosmic-disco, dark-side sounds of DJ Diana, and show off your new Lobot costume (baldness) in the costume contest.

Prizes! Prizes*! Etc.

Arrive early to check out what Jedi mind tricks Radius and Helena have learned, hear MC Sean Ward perform in the vacuum of space, and see those honkytonk jagoffs Three Guitaros playing the same old honkytonk jagoff songs.

And what better way to celebrate Jar Jar’s 10th birthday than with a free** horrible Star Wars action figure giveaway***?

Choose from Ric Olie™, Old Guy in Robe®, or Other Old Guy in Robe™!

Also! Brief Karaoke bit! Special Guests! Ivan breaking a string!

Doors at 8ish
Show starts at 10
Dancing until late

19+

$7 cover, or only $5 with your best space costume.

FREE admission if dressed convincingly as the lovably unlikable Jar Jar ‘Birthday Boy’ Binks. Judges at the door.

The Jar Jar Par Party– It finds your lack of faith disturbing!

*Prizes donated in part by Eyesore Cinema (right above Rotate This!)– Toronto’s premiere shop for specialty DVD rentals and sales, film books, and magazines.
Eyesore Cinema- Guaranteed to have The Phantom Menace available for rent!

www.eyesorecinema.blogspot.com

**While supplies last

***Acceptance of giveaway non-optional.

Many Bothans died to bring you this information.

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